Showing posts with label For Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label For Fun. Show all posts

Saturday, August 1

How Indian Brain works..


A Chinese parent was trying to teach their son the evils of alcohol. So, the dad took 2 worms and put it in a glass and another in vodka.

The worm in Vodka died, whereas in water continued to live.

China bapak: My son, what u learnt?

China budak: Alcohol is bad for health...can kill us lo...

The Indian parent saw this and did the same thing. They took the same glass, same Vodka and put worms in both water and Vodka.

The worm in Vodka died, whereas in water continued to live.

India bapak: Ayya, what u learnt?

India budak: hmm...it seems that if we drink alcohol, there won’t be any worms in stomach!

Thursday, July 30

Indian movies

Why I love Indian movies?
Simple 3 reasons
3. We manage to prove science is crapno gravity and no law of nature
2. We have T.Rajendran -Beat this! Even Americans can't do this shit!
1. Napoleon was never wrong... Nothing is impossible – All you need to become rich is just One rupee.