Thursday, May 14

The Crab Story

                                              

                For those who don’t know what is nandu kathai, let me give a brief introduction. The old version is quite general, i have revise it to suite the Malaysians. 

The story goes like this:          

 

           A fisherman caught three different types of crab; Malay, Indian and Chinese crab. He separates them in three different baskets. He tightly covered the Cina crab and Melayu crab’s basket but left the India crab’s basket open.

       An inquisitive buyer asked him why is it so.

Fisherman explained:

·         The first basket contains Cina crabs; they are so smart that they will somehow figure out how to escape.

 

·         The second basket is the Melayu crabs; they are bloody copycats, they copy Cina crabs and will escape.

 

·         The third basket is India crabs; Even if one of the crabs manages to reach the top, the others will pull it down.

          

 

                Nandu kathai is not a new phenomenon revolving around Indians, it have been there for quite some times. All the Indians are just being a crab intentionally and un-intentionally. You might not realize that you are actually the crab that is pulling others down.

Consider these situations:

             Kunjama- The Rich Bitch

                Kunjama is from a rich background. She passed her SPM with flying colors and plans to do medicine. Since her family is rich, she makes her choice to study in India (Indian mentality... Doctor = India).

                Just to see the quality of her result, she applies for all the medical sits in all the government universities. Kunjama just want to go around and tell others (especially her cousins) that she rejected the government universities just to fulfill her ambition to study in India.

                But this punda mave Kunjama didn’t realize that she wasted a sit that was allocated to an Indian. There are a lot of people out there who really wants to study medicine, but could not afford to go overseas.

                Thanks to Kunjama!

              

  Ponnama and Mariapan- Kaathal, the remake

                Ponnama and Mariapan are diving very deep in their own made ocean of love. They are true lovers (that’s what they claim)…and they are in Form Four. Ponnama was a topper for PMR whereas Mariapan is still figuring out what is algebra. Ponnama spends most of her time in school being with Mariapan. Ocean doesn’t have boundaries, so do their love; Mariapan enter the same tuition class as Ponnama and again they spend their day signaling each others in class.

                 As their love story goes on, villain enters at interval. It’s Ponnama’s parents! There goes Ponnama’s hand phone, internet connection disconnected, her parents changes her tuition. Ponnama will be crying day and night for not seeing her Romeo. Her parents will advise her and somehow, she will change her mind (Mariapan, unaku aapu).

                By the time Ponnama takes to return to her old topper mode, it will be too late. She flunks her SPM, and does not qualify to fulfill her ambition. She will try to be satisfied with what other study option she gets and continue her life.

                Thanks to Mariapan and his true mayirandi love at Form Four, Ponnama losses her chance to fulfill her dream.

 

        Dato Sri Sappi- MyAkka Makka Holdings

                Dato Sri Sappi is the Indian leader for a country known as Malaysia. He says that he live and breathes for Malaysia Indians. He opened MyAkka Holdings to uplift the status of Indian community in Malaysia. Dato Sri promises a high interest in return and that the money would double in few years, it would be like a missing an eclipse for those who does not invest their money.

                Estate worker Sathapan sold his cows and estate land to secure the money for the investment. Sathapan thanked the God for opening a new door to his family. He was proud that his daughter will become the first in family to step in school. Suddenly MyAkka Holdings went missing. The dreams of the estate worker shattered.

                Thanks to Dato Sri Sappi, Sathapan and his daughter are living in debt. It would merely take two more generations for them to see a person in the family to go schooling.

 

                None of these stories are my fantasy or imagination. These are real situations that I have come across in my life.  

                Dear Indians, it’s okay if you people don’t help other Indians, just don’t pull them down. Indians are capable of finding their way to the top. Lets end the crab story here...

 

 

Sunday, May 10

Indians and animal

Animals play a major role in daily life (especially if you are an Indian). Starting from lizard to tortoise, these animals have big tales behind them.

 

           Black Cat @ Karupu Punnai

 Remember the day, when you were in the car with your parents and out of nowhere a black cat crosses the road?  And your parents decided to take a U-turn and took a longer route to the destination.  Why the Indians are so concern about the Black Cat? Yes a black cat...If it was a brown, yellow, red, indigo, cyan color cat, it is alright, but not a black cat!

  Is it the fault of the cat to be born black...or fault of the cat to cross the road...or it’s the Indians??

If you ask your pathi, they will go like this...

Karupusamy: pathi, why can’t we use the route that is crossed by a cat?

Pathi: black cat brings bad luck...

Karupusamy: why cat? Not dog...or chicken...or rabbit?

Pathi: don’t be rude to the elders. Young generations nowadays don’t respect the culture...

Karupusamy: O...

Ithu thevaiya?

Some ‘scientific’ reason.

  You see, some believe that cat have 7 life. The cat will reincarnate 7 times before they are completely dead. Black cat is believed to be the last reincarnation of the cats, so any contact with black cats is believed to bring bad luck...

 

Lizard@ palli @ cicak man

Remember Rajni’s punch dialogue from Arunachalam?

Rajni: kanna, andavan solran, Arunachalam mudikiran...

Palli: cik cik cik...

Rajni: sollithan...

Thalaiva neengelumma?

 It is believed that lizards actually gives approval or repeats what you said previously. If you were to tell the previous line to kids, watch out...be prepared to answer this:

Palli ku epidi tamil teriyum?

How come lizard understands Tamil?

Scientific kandupidipu’

Lizard actually clicks to attract mate... Somehow the elders found a good thing in the ‘cik cik cik’..

 

Parrot @ Killi

 Okay, time for a little truth. How many of you all never went for a killi josiyam before? I believe I can count those who never went for this josiyam with fingers. A brief introduction for those who never encounter a killi josiyam before.

Killi Josiyam

This is a practice where the parrot will pick a card from an arranged deck of cards. And these cards will have God’s pictures or some symbols on it. According to the picture, the Josiyar will search his Book of Eternity for the meaning of the picture and tells YOUR future to YOU. He will insist on what to do and what not to do. Some famous stuff:

What not to do:

3. Don’t ride a bike...kilinjichi la...

2. Don’t get influenced by friends... kandupudichitan da!

1. Don’t go to the sea!

What to do:

Amman ku orru kanni vethi pothu, Darchanam panirenggo

 

Tortoise@ Amai

I remember during my school days, my brother brought a tortoise which he caught from a drain. The moment my mum saw the tortoise she went

MUM: OMG, you brought a tortoise home?!!

Bro: what’s wrong with tortoise...?

MUM: tortoise brings bad luck to family...no no no...throw that turtle away...I don’t want to see the turtle here in house...go!

…..

 It was a 3 inch tortoise...what can it posibly does? It’s understandable if he brought a scorpion, or even a crab...

 

Tortoise and science

Yet to be explained...

 

 Think I’ll stop with these animals for now.

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         Some says having a pet is good; it protects you and your family. The pets are believed to protect its owner by taking the sickness or any disaster that they may face...again, just a theory.